Smoking on the Big Chair

There are two sides to a coin.  Two poles to an axis.  Balot has got her story.  This is mine–encapsulated in a silly Facebook meme.  Or a plain old survey, if you must.  Consider this as a kickstart to my Blog–if ever.  Whatever.

What are your middle names?
–apelyido mi madre es Peligro (stroking mustache to chin with 2 opposing fingers, while looking up)…Balot es Decinan.

How long have you been together?
–since june of 07′…she can’t stay away. she was also the reason why…***pc froze***

How long did you know each other before you started dating?
–a month…probably, after she had the guts to ask me out.

Who asked whom out?
–obviously…again, she did.

How old are each of you?
–im 27 and she’s 33.  she just looks young.

Whose siblings do you see the most?
–i see mine, all the time. I live with them. she did, too, in some occasions.

Which situation is the hardest on you as a couple?
–for me, the schedules, really. and some other lame stuff.

Did you go to the same school?
–no…i think she never went to one…hahaha. she did go to the university of Canberra and me, in Davao.

Are you from the same home town?
–no. but were both promdi’s. my family migrated from manila 2 decades ago.

Who is smarter?
–i am! i just don’t point-it-out.  apparently, some people hate that.

Who is the most sensitive?
–i am…i think.

Where do you eat out most as a couple?
–any place she likes.  i eat anything.

Where is the farthest you two have traveled together as a couple?
–langit.

Who has the craziest exes?
–she does…i only had two and one of them was sane.

Who has the worst temper?
–me.

Who does the cooking?
–me, again. she could boil water, though…without burning it. but she does bake a mean, kick-ass chocolate moist cake and some italian cream cake with nuts!

Who is the neat-freak?
–she is. well…even if its not by being neat…

Who is more stubborn?
–we both are, in different ways.

Who hogs the bed?
–she does! she’s like glued to my chest that can’t be removed even if i stand-up to get a glass of water or to pee. geez! get another bed!

Where was your first date?
–ask her that, pls…

Who is more jealous?
–i would say, for her sake, me. but the truth is, you would know who.

How long did it take to get serious?
–2 weeks…? i dunno.

Who eats more?
—hahahaha. im never gonna answer this….it has so many levels…but—-she does.

Who does the laundry?
–labandera.

Who’s better with the computer?
–well…i would be nice on this one, so…its a tie. we both are. but then again, those who can’t do, teach!  buwuhahahahahaha… >:) no offense to those who were caught in the crossfire…i love u all.